Clay Aiken

The year is 2007 and American Idol crooner and all around strange looking human Clay Aiken is in between albums. He's also on a flight. He's also asleep, and his legs wind up in the lap of the woman next to him. This raises a number of questions. In what position is he sleeping that this is possible? Has fame and wealth warped Aiken to such a degree that he trundles over the personal space of everyone around him even as he slumbers?

The woman, bless her heart, woke Aiken by punching him in the chest. After an FBI investigation—necessary because the incident occurred on an airplane—no formal charges were pressed. But plenty of women learned they didn't want to sleep next to Clay Aiken.