Josh Duhamel

Oh, you want privilege? How's this: Duhamel, the star of cinematic masterpieces like Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen and Ramona and Beezus got 86'd from a flight to Kentucky in 2010 because he wouldn't turn off his BlackBerry. His BlackBerry.

They asked him once. He refused. They asked him twice—can you imagine the flight attendant's smile stretching to the limit in the face of this idiocy?—and again he would not comply. They asked him a third time and he actually mocked the attendants.

Then the police removed his ass. Have fun on your phone. Can't wait for New Year's Eve, dawg! Looks like they succeeded in making a shittier version of Valentine's Day—we didn't even think that was possible!