OUT: HOOKING UP WITH INTERNS // IN: HOOKING UP WITH FULL-TIME STAFFERS

President Clinton learned the hard way that dipping his pen (or cigar) in office ink is never the greatest idea, but particularly when it comes to underlings. The starstruck White House intern spilled the most intimate details of their sexcapades to her backstabbing co-worker, Linda Tripp, setting forth a chain of events that led to Clinton’s eventual impeachment. While former Nevada Senator John Ensign and Detroit Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick’s more recent jumpoffs with campaign staffers and city officials didn’t end much better, they at least weren’t plagued with the added task of scribing those pesky letters of recommendation. (We’d love to see Monica’s.)