The Five Best Gifts To Get Barack Obama On His Birthday

What do you get for the man who has everything? A lot.

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He may be the most powerful man in the free world, but it seems like President Barack Obama gets less respect than Bo, the family’s Portuguese water dog. As 2008’s “Golden Boy,” Obama was set to change the world with the snap of his fingers and lead America into a better tomorrow. However, political in-fighting, an ailing economy, and heated rhetoric has slowed the President’s progress down to a halt.

Despite all of the woes of being President, there is always one day a year when Barack Obama can still feel the love: his birthday. So, in honor of his 50th birthday, we’re here to give a run down of the Five Best Gifts To Get Barack Obama!

5. SOME HAIR DYE

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4. A CARTON OF SMOKES

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3. A LOAN FROM APPLE

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2. A MICHELE BACHMANN SEX TAPE

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1. AN ENGLISH-TO-CHINESE DICTIONARY

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