It was revealed recently that Apple now has more money than the U.S.A. Let that sobering fact settle in your mind for a little bit. We think it’s only right for Apple to throw the President a few bones in order to keep the country functioning.

Obama's too nice; he lets these companies get rich on his watch and can't ask for big taxes in return thanks to the Republicans on Capital Hill. We think it's time Barack shows up to Apple headquarters with a rifle and a giant sack with a dollar sign drawn on the side. In the blink of an eye, Apple could be the savior of an entire generation and have this country up and running again. And don’t be mistaken, this wouldn’t be a loan, this would be an outright gift.