If you ask us, Cloud had his eye on the wrong girl. We fucks wit’ Aerith and all that (trust us, we went to the funeral and everything) but our heart lies with Tifa Lockheart. She’s a bartender who could pass for a bouncer if ya get that Limit Break of her’s goin’. Tifa used those vicious hands and feet for some random monster killing in Final Fantasy VII. Did you see her go ham on that dude in the Church scene in Final Fantasy: Advent Children? Yeah, she goes hard for the kiddies.