This is arguably the monster of all child exploitation shows, the head of the snake, so to speak. We're sure you've heard of it before, what with how controversial (and terrible) it is. Basically, the show follows rabid stage moms and their overly-primped, scarily-made-up young daughters who compete in beauty pageants all over the country. Uncomfortable incidents like forced eyebrow waxing and the tanning of a two-year-old happen pretty regularly, and all in the name of, what? Beauty? We'd go with "batshit craziness" or "absolutely terror," but that's just us.

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