Around the same time that Toddlers and Tiaras began airing on TLC, WEtv came out with its own show about child beauty pageant contestants and their mothers, called Little Miss Perfect. Unlike its rival, this gem followed a group of girls competing in a single "Little Miss Perfect" pageant in Florida. Judging by this unsettling clip, it's really no better than its counterpart.

"I think I'm doing her more damage than helping her," says one early voiceover, presumably a mother. We would applaud the self-awareness if we didn't have the sneaking suspicion that she's continuing to damage her daughter to this day.