When describing strip-searches to his group of delinquent teens, this inmate doesn't settle for anything less than the honest truth, which is probably best considering he's trying to scare them away from crime and spending Christmas in prison.

He exclaims, "I have seen a grown man looking in another man's butthole!" His loud, intimidating tone both establishes his authority and somewhat masks the obvious trauma that the memory seems to summon up for him. It seems to work; frankly, we'd be surprised if it didn't. The teens look rightfully scared out of their minds, most likely with visions of rectums clouding their thoughts. All in a day's work.