2. Feel The Burn: Tanning Bed Malfunction
Movie: Final Destination 3 (2006)
In Final Destination movies , it’s not the token black characters who die first, or early on—more often than not, it’s the cast’s hottest women. Case in point: Final Destination 3, which dispatches of its two bodily stacked bimbos, Ashley and Ashlyn (Chelan Simmons and Crystal Lowe) before the half-hour mark; though, Mary Elizabeth Winstead makes it through to the final scene, so that’s a nice consolation.
As for Ashley and Ashyln, their need to fake-bake turns them into overcooked grizzle. Lying in tanning beds, while topless (score), Ms. Dumb and Dumber end up getting trapped inside the scalding cocoons through a Rube Goldberg-esque series of only-in-Final-Destination-movies happenings. Once the beds’ temperature exceeds 350 degrees, the light bulbs pop, skin bubbles, and the poor hotties are covered in flame showers. Who would’ve thought skin cancer would ever be a preferred option?