New York is over, kids. First an earthquake primes us, then a few days later a massive hurricane takes us out. At least, that's one possible ending to the terrible weather story the media (and scientists) are unfolding. At any rate, it's an ending Doomburg and company are prepping us for. 

In the case of a real shitshow this weekend, the City has determined which areas will need to be evacuated. They made this map to show you.

There are three sorts of zones listed on the map. If you're in the orange, begin to kiss your ass goodbye. All of us in the green or white will be waiting inside our bathrooms if anyone should come to loot us out. Because we live in green and white zones, we'll probably go quietly into that damp night.

It's been real.