WHERE: AKWD Preschool, Philadelphia
WHEN: August 2, 2011, 4:45 p.m.

Until you have kids, it's difficult to appreciate pure learning. They are so much smarter than us it should be criminal. Salute all the teachers, mommies, and daddies out there doing the right thing. We're doing our best on our side.

Mommy helps finish off the "Count The Toes" game, minutes before our first day at soccer camp. We are officially soccer parent, and it ain't as sad as you think. We ain't frumpy, and our kids are the illest people on the planet.