WHERE: Soccer Shots Camp, Northern Liberties, Philadelphia
WHEN: August 8, 2011, 6:00 p.m.

Today, at soccer camp, the 3- to 4-year-olds learned how to celebrate achievement. Score, and do your own victory celebration. Kamaal did so by emulating Pele when he played for the New York Cosmos in the '70s, and Renaldo at the World Games: ran the whole damn field after his goal…a very simple and fucking hilarious moment in my crazy ass life.