Commercial: Sankyo Pachinko (2006)

Many A-list actors have gone onto do ridiculous foreign commercials just to collect a seven-figure check. In the case of this Oscar-winning actor, he's done it to keep up with his unsettled debts. Cage's lavish lifestyle and uncontrollable spending habits have ranked him so high on the IRS' shit list, he signed on to star in a number of humiliating commercials for machine manufacturer Sankyo Pachinko to relieve himself of any financial burdens. You thought 8MM and Snake Eyes was horrible? You haven’t caught Cage at his worst till you’ve seen these ads.