Commercial: FlavorWave Oven Turbo (2008)

Since the A-Team closed shop in the late 80s, Mr. T has promoted a wild array of products—some bad, some horrible—all without shame. If that’s not embarrassing enough, the so-called tough guy turned Betty Crocker George Foreman on us and started pushing out his own line of cooking appliances known as the CookingWave Oven. We’ll spare you the clichéd “I pity the fool” jokes.