Commercial: FreeCreditReport.com (2008)

Ed McMahon. Rapping. Nuff said. Before he passed, Johnny Carson's sidekick was $644,000 behind on payments on $4.8 million in mortgage loans, forcing him out of retirement and onto any paying gig he could snag. Then along came FreeCreditReport.com, the online credit report website that forced the TV announcer to spit rhymes about his terrible credit score, while begging former sweepstakes winners to give him back American Family Publishers checks. Looks like those Star Search residuals weren't making ends meet.