For a while, Bill Goldberg was one of the hottest wrestlers in the industry. He was immensely muscular, showed no mercy in the ring, and, even though his outcomes were rigged, people watched closely as he racked up an impressive undefeated streak. The only thing Goldberg couldn't beat was sense into his agent after coercing him into headlining Santa's Slay

Billed as a cheesy horror flick, Santa's Slay spits in the face of good taste and intelligence, showing Goldberg as a maniacal Saint Nick who slaughteres families and rides around town on his Hell-Deer. The most Goldberg brings to the role is some grunting, snorting, and bad one-liners. We know that our society isn't perfect, but we don't deserve movies like this to happen to us.