1. You Had Sex with a Homeless Person

When would you have the chance to bone again? You thought this was it, so behind a smoking barrel of trash and what smelled like fish heads, you dropped trou. The homeless person was surprised, no doubt, but you're pretty sure you pulled out your wallet after to smooth things over (guess you can scratch another item of the bucket list, too). The post-sex cigarette was sublime (and very, very dirty). Hey, it was the East Coast Earthquake—none of us can really be held accountable for what we did in the grip of panic.