7. All Straws, All The Time

She’s ordered her second glass of wine, and like the margarita she opened the date with, she’s drinking it with a straw. She’s chugging beverage after beverage with her lips wrapped around a straw every time.

A few things:

  1. You’re going to have sex.
  2. She is probably an alcoholic, or at least a frazzled ball of social anxiety.
  3. You might get puked on. Sooner rather than later.
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