Lead
No Underwear
Below the Table
How Near
All Straws
7. All Straws, All The Time
She’s ordered her second glass of wine, and like the margarita she opened the date with, she’s drinking it with a straw. She’s chugging beverage after beverage with her lips wrapped around a straw every time.
A few things:
- You’re going to have sex.
- She is probably an alcoholic, or at least a frazzled ball of social anxiety.
- You might get puked on. Sooner rather than later.