One of the famous characteristics of Apple stores is a longstanding rule among employees discouraging them from bothering or otherwise reprimanding customers, no matter how absurd or idiotic their behavior. This means not only are visitors to the stores free to use the computers and various iDevices as they choose, but even more outlandish behavior like performing dance routines or playing school yard games will usually go unchecked.

Mark Malkoff of My Damn Channel decided to push Apple's libertine customer service policy to the limit, performing such feats as ordering a pizza, going on a romantic date and walking his pet goat while inside the Soho store's pristine arena of glass, steel and wood. Watch him get away with it all above.