All right, we've got a situation.

According to Us Weekly, no Situation. Word has it that Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino left the Jersey Shore house. It's time to start worrying, GLT fans!

There isn't much info about the exit other than a quote from a so-called insider that basically explains how Mike is "over" the show. "I don't think he's coming back," the anonymous tipster told Us. "Everyone in the house is so unhappy."

As unhappy as a bunch of people could be when they're being paid multi-millions to travel, party, and smush. Totally.

So what gives? This is coming right on the heels of Vinny Guadagnino's mysterious exit from the show; it hardly seems coincidental. You know something is up when even the sluttiest of fame-whores leaves the one gig that's actually perpetuating his stardom (not to mention, right after taking a huge pay raise).

Don't make us wait until the inevitable tell-all books, guys!

[Via Us Weekly]