Like any good Giants fan, Turtle talks big game about his plans to hate on Tom Brady, but he loses his resolve at a truly pathetic rate. He starts strong, conveniently "forgetting" to bring Brady a drink, but quickly backs down when Brady mentions his ultra-sexy wifey Giselle is a fan of his girl, Jamie-Lynn Sigler. In a matter of minutes, Turtle becomes putty in Brady's hands and Mark Wahlberg is the first to call him out for it: "Why don't you stop staring at the guy like you want to fuck him." We're with Marky Mark on this one. Show some team pride and at least eye-fuck Eli Manning.