Photo of Detroit's Motor City Industrial Park


The drivers are better in Detroit?

Chuck: Yeah, we got a really intense driver’s training program. We are the land of cars, so most people—[Laughs.] You get like two, three, four fucking drivers training courses. You start at 14 to 9 months. You do a written test, then you get your permit. Then you do your permit for like a year and a half, then you do another class. Then you get your license. Like in Chicago, it's like one or two and then they get their license.

So you stand a better chance of getting into a car accident in Chicago?

Mikey: Yeah. Way better drivers in Michigan. [Laughs.]

Chuck: Get your ass wacked in Chicago.