Date: Feb. 2010
City: Oakland, Calif.

Batshit Bus Drew Blood Drunk Racism

Racist comment aside, maybe he shouldn't have tried to fight the roid-raging, Vietnam vet health nut known as Tommy Slick AKA Vietnam Tom AKA Tommy Bruso. Beard Man's little post-fight dance in the street will go down in history as one of the greatest. He's the Jack LaLanne of disgruntled bus riders.

For what some consider even more impressive than his pugilism, click here to watch an interview with Tom. For those who aren't unfamiliar, Tom is one of the most gifted speakers of the English language. As he puts it, it's "so pretty."