10. The Ratio of Anchor Tats to Actual Sailors Is "A Lot" to "None"
With this many anchor tattoos, you’d expect far more sailors. Maybe the bar tender was a sailor years ago, but now he has to get this drunk before his shift just to deal with these whiny trustafarians. "This drunk" basically means he’ll be vomiting and blind after this next shot. Which is coming right up.
None of these people with anchor tattoos are sailors. None of them.