2. Bedtime

Somehow it’s become in vogue for all the women at this bar to dress like they’re 4-year-olds preparing for bed. Onesies abound (rompers are onsies, sorry). If this garment has more than one part, so help these girls, god, because they will not wear them. Being called "daddy" by a girl with a lopsided haircut and a baggy romper that renders her formless, the swimming suggestion of a sexless person—that’s your favorite thing, right?