First Sniff

Symptoms: Don’t front like you’ve never done it. What’s the first thing you do once the shrinkwrap is cracked open? Normal people put the game into the console, but not you. You take a look around to make sure no one’s in the room. Then you inhale the glorious, plasticky paper scent that wafts from the new disc and game manual. Oh, it’s soooooo niiiiiiiiiice.

IRL: Come on, it’s not as bad as panty-sniffing, but…oh. Wait. We already have this habit, like when we sniff the inside of a new pair of Jordans. At least that doesn’t get us thrown in jail or dissolve our septum.