Reload, Reload, Reload…

Symptoms: Everyone does this. Doesn’t matter if it’s a MW3 multiplayer match or a Halo single-player campaign. Even if you just fired one shot out of a sniper rifle and no one was around, you absolutely must reload so you have a fresh mag at ALL times. This nervous tick has gotten us killed more than once. Remember the many times you were fumbling with a fresh mag only to have some jack-off jump out of a bush and knife you in the head?

IRL: You do realize that doing this IRL wastes rounds right? OK, good. Because if everyone in the armed forces did this, entire battlefields and countries would be littered with live ammunition, and no one would win any wars. The entire human race would suck at warfare and the earth’s primary composition wouldn’t be water anymore. But at least there would be peace on earth. Jeez, peace is so boring. Someone load up Halo 3.