Breaking = Bad

Symptoms: Modern physics engines have allowed gamers to do even more useless things than ever. Maybe it’s just us, but we have to try and break every damn window, barrel, door, jar, crate, and chair in every level. Prone to violence? Not us...

IRL: You’d be put in a mental institution, for sure. Everywhere you went, you'd leave a wake of destruction. Every Ikea store manager and Glass Store owner would be out for your blood. And then one day, walking around the institution courtyard, you get shanked by a former winery proprietor because of that one time you visited his facilities and broke open all of his wine barrels with a crowbar. Your tombstone would read: Here lays a bull in a china shop.