Let’s be honest. Caterpillars are pussies. They’re slow, easy to step on, and they gush real good when you crush them with your shoe. So we’re going to have to give credit to the caterpillars in the Mario-verse for being so resilient and tough. These badass mofos don’t crush easily at all. In fact, they actually get pissed when you jump on them and storm at you, trying to mow you down. If this is a sign of the future, then we don’t want any part of it.