4. LINDSAY LOHAN

It seems like every other week, Michael Lohan is doing something insane with the idea that he's helping Lindsay. MiLo continues to make public announcements about Lindsay's need for rehab, or where her career will take her next, while LiLo doesn't even speak to him.

One time, allegedly, Michael tried to break into her apartment while she hid in the closet, but he left before police were called. We agree that Lindsay does need to get her career back on track, but we completely agree with her for disowning the dude.