7. Battlefield: Bad Company 2 (iOS)

Yeah, yeah, we know what you’re thinking. DICE’s super FPS + Apple’s touchscreen bliss = the perfect way to survive that afternoon meeting, right? Except not so much. The buildings aren’t destructible, and everything looks so blocky that we thought we’d accidentally downloaded LEGO Bad Company. Oh, and no matter how hard you stare down your iron sights, if the enemy is in cover, you’re not hitting him. You’ll die trying.
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