The Irregular Heartbeat

1 part Red Bull
2 parts malt liquor


This drink is like a poor man's Four Loko (and that's pretty poor). It takes your resting heartbeat and kicks it in the balls. It kicks so hard that your resting heartbeat pukes. For extra damage, we used St. Ides, which has an ABV of 8.2%. St. Ides has been endorsed by virtually every MC in the game except for Chuck D, who hates it.