One of our favorite villainesses from the old arcade days. The police hat, the shorts, the cut off tank-top—everything about her screams “’80s rock girl”.

Of course, that scream sounds more like Freddie Mercury’s than Joan Jett’s. As everyone knows by now, the Japanese designers had to retroactively make her her a pre-op tranny in order to fit in a more pious litigious American market. (We look down upon hitting women, so we wouldn’t tolerate any such depiction in a game, right?) But no one cared.  Most people didn’t even know she was supposed to be a he, and we all reached adulthood without punching random girls in the street. So dong or no dong, she’ll always be a villainess to us.