Everyone’s favorite asshole deserves an opening for the ages, so GOWIII wastes no time, picking up where GOWII left off. Within the first ten minutes, you’re traversing the giant moving body of Gaia (why the hell couldn’t Kratos have shrunk himself and done that with Athena instead?), hanging upside down while fighting a giant horse-crab, and then taking on Poseidon himself. And to think it takes you a half-hour to get off the couch sometimes.