You do know that Tingle is a 35-year-old man who basically wants to be you, right? Just look at the way he’s dressed. He’s almost wearing your entire wardrobe. And don’t you find it a little odd how you always wind up finding him in the forest, looking at you intensely? We know you could kick his ass if he ever tried to touch you in a naughty spot, but just the mere fact that you know that and you still hang out with him says a lot about your character. We’re pretty weirded out, ourselves.