We didn’t know you were so hard up for cash—you should have come to us, man. It’s bad enough that you just walk into other people’s houses unannounced. Who are you, Black Rob? But then, you take it upon yourself to do some home remodeling by blowing up their walls—sometimes just for a few measly rupees. Don’t you know that those things grow on trees? No, seriously, you can just run into trees and rupees will fall out of them. But we think you do it because you like being a thief. It’s okay to admit it. We won’t judge you. At least not openly.