1. Blades of Chaos, God of WarWielded By: Kratos
The granddaddy of ’em all. The Blades of Chaos were forged in Hades, so major brownie points right there. When Kratos pledged his allegiance to the OG God of War, Ares, he was blessed (or cursed) with these swinging blades of destruction. You could throw these things half a mile, latch them onto a few undead soldiers, and reel ’em in for an old-fashioned beatdown. The fact that these blades were permanently attached to Kratos made them even more worthy for the top spot. How Kratos went on a date with these things swinging from his wrists, we’ll never know.