Guess it's time to remove "figure-skating interpretation of Super Mario Bros." from our Things We'll Never See file! Major koopa points to this team of ice skaters who must have been in the lab for a while putting this performance together. Dude starts it off like he's controlling our favorite plumber, while his partner acts out the oncreen actions. Then the magic happens and the dancing sequence of the Mushroom Kingdom pops off. In an unrelated note: ol' girl is one of the finest female Marios we've ever laid eyes on. Possibly the only female Mario, but still one of the finest. [via Games Radar]