5. ANGELA KINSEY

When it's all laid out on the table, office curmudgeon Angela isn't someone who should be as attractive as she is. She sometimes shops for clothes to out on her colonial American Girl Dolls (creepy), adores posters of babies dressed as adults (bizarre), and is a vegetarian who looks down on everyone (pretentious).

Not to mention, she's the former head of the Party Planning Committee, so her power around the Dundler Mifflin office has been greatly reduced. But there's just something about a woman who hates mystery novels because she doesn't "like to be titillated," and who will also sign a contract to have a baby with someone, that keeps us intrigued every week.