13. FERNANDA ROMERO
With seven new projects in her pipeline (ayo!), you'd think the girl's fame and success would give her a crop of male specimens to choose from. Yet, apparently, Fernanda Romero was arrested last year for marrying a pizza delivery guy for residency in the U.S. and was sentenced to 30 days in jail in order to remain in the country. She should've called us up instead; at least marriage to us would seem a little more plausible.