Some enterprising soul has married Portal and the anti-Portal, Haloor, if you prefer, they married Halo and the anti-Halo, Portal. However you like to think of it, bringing the power of a portal gun (sorry, an Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device) into the cold dark world of Halo brings us more joy than we care to admit. And if you think about it, Guilty Spark and Wheatley really aren't that different—floaty, light-shining, and ultimately annoying. [via Reddit]