5. The Medium Is The Mess

The shadow tentacles are vicious things. They slash and grab and eat hearts right out of the chests of wounded opponents. They even have finishing moves—ultraviolent set pieces that end with blood, intestines, and limbs spraying all over the place. We can’t lie: this sort of thing is almost too violent for our taste, especially in a game that lacks a sense of camp like Mortal Kombat.

But on the other hand, how often do you get to disembowel a mobster in midair?