5. Johnny Cage

GAME: Mortal Kombat series
Nutpunches? Seriously? Any guy who takes pleasure in dealing discomfort to a person’s private parts is annoying in our book. Johnny Cage was modeled after Jean-Claude Van Damme, but has the personality of an overpaid actor with 0% acting skills, making him stand out like a sore thumb amongst a group of badass ninjas and four-armed behemoths. We took great pleasure in relieving him of his future acting duties every chance we got. If you though he was bad before, he reaches all new levels of assholery in this year’s reboot of Mortal Kombat. We're just gonna come right out and say it: If he manages to smash Sonya Blade, then there's simply no justice in the world.