12. Goldeen

GAME: Pokemon (Game Boy, 1998), Super Smash Bros. Brawl (Wii, 2008)
Useless. Absolutely useless. In the Pokemon games she's bad, but in SSBB, forget it. You get all happy that you just snagged a Pokeball, and what pops out of it? Goldeen, just flopping around like a real fish. What a waste. An annoying, stupid waste. Pass.