13. Michael Vick

GAME: Madden NFL 04 (Various, 2003)
Was there any better way to piss off your friends then to invite them over for some Madden and then pick the Falcons? 300+ yards running, 300+ yards passing, scoring at will? TAKE THAT, FRIENDS. Hey, guys, where you going? Guys, come back! Guys, it's not 2004 anymore!