18. Soda Popinski

GAME: Punch-Out!! (NES, 1987)
An unholy collection of racial stereotypes all balled up into one super-powered Russian boxer! Feast your eyes on this sad excuse for an antagonist, Soda Popinski. We loved the original Punch-Out!! for NES, but when we were finally pitted against this buffoon, things took a turn for the worse. We took it upon ourselves to put this drunk out of his misery every time we crossed paths, but it took forever to actually put him down. Do we miss the guy? Nyet. Nyet, we don't.