40. Zeke

GAME: inFamous (PS3, 2009)
Further proof that superheroes don’t need sidekicks, we present to you the vomit-inducing Zeke. After being blessed (or cursed, depending on your take of events) with the power of electricity, Cole MacGrath can either save the people in his city or go on a supervillain rampage. We wish “fry Zeke” was included in those choices. He made you run errands, sat on his ass for most of the game, and tried to pull some strange by glomming on your your newfound powers. He even betrayed you and tried to get some powers of his own. Dude didn’t appreciate shit.