Less Is More: 25 Movies That Needed Female Nudity

You know what would have saved The Roommate, out this week on DVD and Blu-ray? Some butt-nakedness. The same goes for the rest of these movie fails.

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Yesterday, The Roommate hit DVD/Blu-ray shelves, and we’re not happy about it. The people responsible for both the standard and Blu-ray editions should be ashamed of themselves—nowhere on either disc is a special feature titled “Slumber Party: The Stuff Guys Really Wanted To See,” in which stars Minka Kelly, Leighton Meester, and Alyson Michalka prance around nude their dorm room, walking atop their lingerie that’s sprawled out all over the floor.


All right, so that’s a supplement that only exists in our wildest dreams. But it definitely would have brought some much-needed enjoyment to what’s merely a trite and unsexy thriller for teenyboppers who DVR everything on The CW. The Roommate falls right in line with several other girl-heavy movies that have suffered from a distinct lack of women’s birthday suits, the ultimate equalizer for otherwise lame chick flicks, horrible superheroine exercises, and sexually-charged yet hardly arousing dramas.


Need some examples? Not a problem. Here ‘s our heavily researched list of the 25 Movies That Needed Female Nudity, which should serve as a cautionary click-through for the next film producer looking to broaden projects dominated by women.

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Burlesque

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The Women

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Josie And The Pussycats

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The Love Guru

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Waiting To Exhale

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The Roommate

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Bring It On

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The Wicker Man

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Blue Crush

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And Soon The Darkness

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Crossroads

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The Sisterhood Of The Traveling Pants 2

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Full Frontal

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Black Swan

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Valentine

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Supergirl

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Sucker Punch

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Jennifer's Body

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Spice World

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Bitch Slap

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After Sex

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Catwoman

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D.E.B.S.

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D.O.A.: Dead Or Alive

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Vicky Cristina Barcelona

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